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Deezshirts: Got Mangu on SportsCenter
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on August 6th, 2009
I’m a notorious Red Sox hater. BIG, BIG, BIG time! Such a HATER in fact that while having an uncle who worked for the team as the Spanish Language Radio Announcer (R.I.P. J.P. Villaman) I STILL stuck with the YANKEES! EVEN when he came to my house WITH THE 2004 CHAMPIONSHIP RING ON HIS FINGER, I still said PINS STRIPES TILL THE CASKET DIPS TIO (which is español for uncle)!
HOWEVER… when I see David Ortiz on SportsCenter wearing a brand I worked hard to push (Deezshirts) it makes me PROUD as hell! Good work Justo. Keep that torch burning bright cuzo!
Go check out the site and get yourself a few “Got Mangu” T-Shirts http://www.deezshirts.com. You don’t have to be Dominican, Puerto Rican or Latino to rep for Mangu. Everybody LOVES IT!
Tell them Tito Sent Ya!
Palin Wants Blood… Sexy or Scary?
Posted by Tito Vaselina in politics on October 22nd, 2008
This might be scary to some, but to me it’s all the more attractive! Go Palin, Go Palin!
Although, I doubt she’d be able to serve this country as a Vice President (let alone President) I still think she gets the award for Political MILF of the Year.
Check out www.FrighteningProspect.com for how you can wheat paste your own posters around your town. Of course… I accept no responsibility for any illegal acts any of my readers commit.
Thanks for enlightening me J. Greene
Vitamin V
I’ll Give My Sister for a Ticket…
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 8th, 2008
…that’s what he said! Look at his left hand. He actually has a picture of his sister for your viewing pleasure. The World Cup will make you do that… Gotta Love It!
(Good one Y. Rivera)
The Toughest road to the NBA
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 8th, 2008
It seems like all the “feel good” stories of how players made it to the pros always has the same plot, twist and happy ending. It starts out with that kid who grew up in those bad ass projects and fought through drug infested neighborhoods everyday to get to school. Then as soon as that school bell rang he was off to practice and then work. From work he went home to study and do chores. Sound familiar?
Have you heard this one? About the kid who got unjustly locked up who was facing a death sentence for being something he wasn’t? Probably not! I introduce you to the wonderful world of L.A. Laker DJ Mbenga (click here)…
What do you call this sport?
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on April 4th, 2008
Whatever it is, I’m going to work on my game so I can go PRO!
(thanks J. Okubo)
Great Names in Baseball (the sequel)
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 4th, 2008
UPDATE to Great Names in Baseball:
The Twins had Kuntz. Now depending on the pronunciation of the name, this could be what Larry Bowa was referring to back in his days as a Cub (when he started cursing wildly at an opposing player).
(shout out to M. Reid for this one)
Penn State Point Guard is a Master of Bation
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 4th, 2008
Stanley Pringle (you dirty young man) how are you going to explain to the judge why you had your penis in your hand in the PSU library?
The Penn State daily collegian has confirmed that Penn State University Police will be pressing charges on Pringle for his masterbating incident in the library stacks.
The BAD… well its obvious, what was once a slow sex life for Pringle will now be non existent all across campus.
The GOOD… just one more year to go till graduation (assuming you’ve earned all your credits).!
This could be the beginning of a pretty humiliating professional career or (if Hugh Heff comes a knocking) something Stanley can massage (pun INTENDED) into quick cash.
NFL Thuggin: Chris Henry Gets The Boot!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 4th, 2008
The Cincinnati Bengals have decided Chris Henry’s bad assedness (taking a page out of “Diddy” speak) has worn out its welcome in Cincy and have decided to release the talented Wide Receiver today.
Surprised? Probably not, but did you know current NFL suspendee Pac Man Jones and Henry were once teammates at West Virginia. Must be something in the water over there, eh?
Ironic how these two problem children are letting the HOOD mentality ruin such potentially lucrative careers in the NFL. Tisk, tisk!
L.A. Dodger Larry Bowa Melts Down
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 2nd, 2008
Careful… EXPLETIVES in this one.
Yesterday Larry Bowa and umpire Ed Montague went nose to nose! Any closer and it would’ve been the makings of a steamy Sports porn.[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Tjps_-JnQ]
Here are some other great meltdowns (including a great cameo from Bowa back when he was with the Cubbies)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar77cSmBMWI]
Boston Celtic Glen “Big Baby” Davis… Married?
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting, sports on April 2nd, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XClUAPwE4Z0]
Check out this video of a dude that looks a lot like Boston Celtic big man Glen Davis. Was your wedding anything like this?
(Thanks to B. Sanders for this hilarious video)