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Hayden Says “F***K”… and wants You To Vote!

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Hot damn! Obama needs to give Hayden some $ for this spot. It’s the best campaign ad (although seemingly of the viral variety) that I’ve seen this election season.

Oh and can I get a “Damn Baby you fine” from the congregation?

Thanks for the lead J. Greene

 

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Joe Biden vs Sarah Palin Part Deux

I don’t usually condone such harsh subject matter… BUT as WRONG and insensitive as this post is it is just as funny and creative. SO THERE!

Now that I got my disclaimer out of the way, ENJOY!

Thanks to L. Tao for this morsel 

 

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My Name is Barack Obama

My good friend Chris Rue produced a Barack Obama commercial in NYC months ago. Now it’s being aired on the Jumbo-trons in Times Square.

Take a look and let me know what you think. Also be sure to visit www.mynameisbarackobama.com

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1c2SHdcU8w]

 

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AIG Bailout SUCKS

 

Check out this email I got today. Pretty interesting thinking here (although… the math is off, dummy).

Are you against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG?
Instead, let’s give $85,000,000,000 to 
America in a “We Deserve It Dividend”.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon. That equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a “We Deserve It Dividend”.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

 

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

  • - Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved
  • - Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
  • - Put away money for college – it’ll be there
  • - Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs
  • - Buy a new car – create jobs
  • - Invest in the market – capital drives growth
  • - Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
  • - Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it… instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.” But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion “We Deserve It Dividend” more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh… I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

 

 

 

Kindest personal regards…

A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

 

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