Posts Tagged NFL
Eli “Interception” Manning
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on October 14th, 2008
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Yes! We’re ruthless!! Who? NY sports fans. You could be doing EXCELLENT all season and then when that day comes and you F***K up, we’re on that ass like the NYPD at a racial profiling check point.
Now… I consider myself a pretty forgiving fan. I mean I still remain a Knicks fan even after that CRUSHING blow we took back in the 1994 NBA Finals (thanks John Starks). If you show effort (at the very least) and do so without crying, you’re alright in my book.
HOWEVER… when you start showing your skirt on the Grid Iron it boils my blood. Did you see Eli lastnight on MNF? Everytime he F’d up he looked like he was about to cry! COME ON ELI! Grow a pair!
Get out from under your mom’s skirt and be a MAN!
Ok… that’s all for now, I’m starting to throw things out of anger and that can get me in trouble with the wife!
Vitamin V
MNF: DUH-Sean Jackson
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on September 16th, 2008
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In Football success is measured by the amount of goals you convert. The most prominent of which is the Touchdown. When you make a catch and you are free and clear to cross the end zone be sure to KEEP THE BALL IN YOUR POSSESSION UNTIL AFTER YOU CROSS THE END ZONE in order to score a TOUDCHOWN!
DUMBASS!
Vitamin V
It’s The Mailman’s Baby… So what if she was 13 years old!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on May 8th, 2008
Retired NBA hall of famer Karl Malone is said to have knocked boots with the mother of brand new Buffalo Bill Demetrius Bell back when Malone was a sophomore at La. Tech. That puts Karl at age 19 or 20 when he did the do with Bell’s (then 13 year old) mom.
Aside from all the statutory concerns the situation is riddled with (although, you have to figure this being the south and also back in the 80’s… it was probably legal to make whoopee with a minor) , Malone never accepted the fact that Demetrius was his kid. Even after paternity tests proved it.
Now Demetrius is NFL bound and surprisingly not bitter (so he says… Read here). I know if it were me, I’d be kicking my dad’s ass right now on some old school Bat Man POW, SLAP, PING, CRACK, POP!
Angry Vitamin V reader comments on my Brett Favre Post
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty, sports on May 7th, 2008
I enjoy reading comments. This one especially! It looks like I ruffled Ms. Silverman’s feathers with my “Brett Favre Retires From the NFL… 1 Question Left” post. I had to edit it for my 14 and under readers (I assume that is the present status quo for non-cursers), but you get the picture.
Thanks for wishing me all the best Sarah! Tito Vaselina loves you!
xoxoxoxo
NFL Thuggin: Chris Henry Gets The Boot!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 4th, 2008
The Cincinnati Bengals have decided Chris Henry’s bad assedness (taking a page out of “Diddy” speak) has worn out its welcome in Cincy and have decided to release the talented Wide Receiver today.
Surprised? Probably not, but did you know current NFL suspendee Pac Man Jones and Henry were once teammates at West Virginia. Must be something in the water over there, eh?
Ironic how these two problem children are letting the HOOD mentality ruin such potentially lucrative careers in the NFL. Tisk, tisk!
Injured by a McDonald’s Wrapper!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on March 24th, 2008
Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall allegedly injured his arm as he slipped on a McDonald’s sandwich wrapper and stuck his arm through his TV set.
Marshall, must have a publicist that could’ve helped him come up with a nice lie to mask this or… he’s a genius and is using it to get some extra $$$ for a Mickey D’s commercial. Hmmm…?
Brett Favre Retires from the NFL… 1 Question Left
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on March 7th, 2008
This just in… Brett Favre has officially announced his retirement from the NFL. Now… will he also give up his title of Ms. Bachelorette? That sportsfans still remains to be seen.