titovaselina.com » deezshirts http://titovaselina.com Giving props to WTF moments from everyday life. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:45:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Deezshirts: Got Mangu on SportsCenter http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/deezshirts-got-mangu-on-sportscenter/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/deezshirts-got-mangu-on-sportscenter/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:31:55 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=704

I’m a notorious Red Sox hater. BIG, BIG, BIG time! Such a HATER in fact that while having an uncle who worked for the team as the Spanish Language Radio Announcer (R.I.P. J.P. Villaman) I STILL stuck with the YANKEES! EVEN when he came to my house WITH THE 2004 CHAMPIONSHIP RING ON HIS FINGER, I still said PINS STRIPES TILL THE CASKET DIPS TIO (which is español for uncle)!

HOWEVER… when I see David Ortiz on SportsCenter wearing a brand I worked hard to push (Deezshirts) it makes me PROUD as hell! Good work Justo. Keep that torch burning bright cuzo!

Go check out the site and get yourself a few “Got Mangu” T-Shirts http://www.deezshirts.com. You don’t have to be Dominican, Puerto Rican or Latino to rep for Mangu. Everybody LOVES IT!

Tell them Tito Sent Ya!

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We were strolling down Venice this past weekend and came across a homie by the name of “Robot” who was looking to move units and go double wood!

He trapped my homie Justo and got him to take a listen.

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Check out the DeezShirts cameo’s in the footage.

Source

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This is what I call freedom of expression! If I saw someone wearing this in person I would have to break out my breath mints and get to frenching them down! It’s just that damn good.

(shout out to the homie R. Sytes for sending this along)

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Not only is my boy Jesse Boykins III a signing machine, he’s also trying to step his comedy game up. Who knew! Check him out looking like Michael Jackson (least what MJ’s complexion used to look like) back when he ran with Tito (no not me… his brother Tito Jackson).

Also pick up his newly released EP entitled “Dopamine: My Life on My Back” TODAY!

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As if the K9 I mentioned back in early March wasn’t ridiculous enough (see “Mitchell Report Claims Another Victim”) now the world of Billiards has a steroids fall guy. The International Herald Tribune reports that Germany’s national billiards champion, Axel Buescher, tested positive for an EPO (blood booster) masking agent.

Granny and her dentures

What will the steroid secret police go after next? Who knows, but I would go warn granny about using too much denture adhesive before her next game of bridge.

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Some like the WWE, others like MMA. I like professional midget wrestling. I mean look at the skill sportsfans! While looking at this pretend you hear the voice of Mean Jean Okerlund calling the play by play… it’s AMAZING!

(special thanks to the almighty Rathbun for this one)

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I wonder if Lance Armstrong would un-retire if they gave him one of these.

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Watch carefully… Much like us dudes dogs will do WHATEVA to score with the ladies!

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