titovaselina.com http://titovaselina.com Giving props to WTF moments from everyday life. Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:35:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Argentinian Rhapsody http://titovaselina.com/2010/08/argentinian-rhapsody/ http://titovaselina.com/2010/08/argentinian-rhapsody/#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:35:08 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=942 In my visit to Buenos Aires I caught some footage of our cabbie directing the orchestra (from the seat of his cab) as Bohemian Rhapsody played. CLASSIC!

I guess when he’s not busy racing his cab CRAZILY through the streets of B.A. he spends his time conducting.

Oh yea… I jumped in adding my own lyrical talents throughout the song. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you… ARGENTINIAN RHAPSODY! Enjoy… BOLUDOS!

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A spanish slang word that describes your ass hitting the ground in an unexpected manner… POW!

Here… I’ll use it in a sentence to help you better understand:
“The Barber thought he was going to whoop some ass on the PS3, but instead he had an ESTRALLON when he sat down.”

Shouts to Poopy, Ferm B., El Faraon and Energy Barbershop

Shouts to Pupi, Ferm B., El Faraon and Energy Barbershop

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2010/08/estrallon-in-the-barbershop/feed/ 0 Give Me My McNugget’s or I’m Gonna… http://titovaselina.com/2010/08/give-me-my-mcnuggets-or-im-gonna/ http://titovaselina.com/2010/08/give-me-my-mcnuggets-or-im-gonna/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:50:25 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=934 See… Ohio’s gone mad ever since LeBron James high tailed it to Miami Beach.Tisk, tisk!

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I still can’t believe homey to the left would even hit the streets with those signs. “Fuck This Guy” is a clever non-violent way of kicking him in the nuts! Ghandi would’ve been proud.

Thanks @jokok

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Cast your vote for him here http://www.centrictv.com/music/countdown/

APPROVED BY THE TITO VASELINA COUNSEL ON SOULFUL SANGERS (Yes… as opposed to singers)!

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Smart. Effing. People.

Mark Zuckerberg is the man! He (like many other unbelievably wealthy kats) cared not about asking permission to do anything! Sure… he asked forgiveness, but isn’t that easier than not realizing the simple dream that paved the way for unimaginable success?

F the privacy rants by the general pub (myself included). F the allegations of him stealing the idea from someone. F it all! FACT IS… his Bank Account’s like TIMBALAND… IT GOT FAT AGAIN (and again, and again…)!

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They’re available for sale at the Nike store down on Mercer Ave starting TODAY!

Bronx style below… “Wipe your feet before you step in my house, cuz you a small time ninja, bout a half an ounce.” – Lord Tariq “Deja vu Uptown Baby”

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What type of SH** is going on around here?

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I LONG FOR YOU NYC!!

Shouts to WorldStarHipHop for the video

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