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Jesse Boykins III – How To Order Spanish Food
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on November 7th, 2009
I ran into my homie Jesse Boykins III in Miami today. He happens to be kinda like a big deal within the R&B scene, but today he was showing off some of his linguistics (ladies… be ez) when ordering his breakfast in spanish.
Someone needs to teach Jesse how to say “Pancakes” in Spanish. He was struggling! You can follow him on Twitter by clicking here @JB3Music and of course you can follow me by clicking here @TitoVaselina
If You Smell… What The Rock is Cookin’
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on August 27th, 2009
This was by far the funniest WRASTLER in any Federation… PERIOD! I remember back in college when I used to interview folks on the radio and end each and every interview with a choice Rock catch phrase. Most of the time… “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY JABRONI.”
Now the poor bastard has been reduced to G rated flicks that BLOW hard! WHY ROCK, WHY!!
Lucky for us, we can choose to remember you like this:
Deezshirts: Got Mangu on SportsCenter
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on August 6th, 2009
I’m a notorious Red Sox hater. BIG, BIG, BIG time! Such a HATER in fact that while having an uncle who worked for the team as the Spanish Language Radio Announcer (R.I.P. J.P. Villaman) I STILL stuck with the YANKEES! EVEN when he came to my house WITH THE 2004 CHAMPIONSHIP RING ON HIS FINGER, I still said PINS STRIPES TILL THE CASKET DIPS TIO (which is español for uncle)!
HOWEVER… when I see David Ortiz on SportsCenter wearing a brand I worked hard to push (Deezshirts) it makes me PROUD as hell! Good work Justo. Keep that torch burning bright cuzo!
Go check out the site and get yourself a few “Got Mangu” T-Shirts http://www.deezshirts.com. You don’t have to be Dominican, Puerto Rican or Latino to rep for Mangu. Everybody LOVES IT!
Tell them Tito Sent Ya!
Orders Will Be Towed?
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on July 29th, 2009
It’s one thing to F up a sign. It’s another to pay for it and post it up in front of your business and stand by it. SMH!
Shout out to E. DeLeon on the check in.
LMAO but for real though
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on July 23rd, 2009
I was testing out a Flip cam I bought and had a link sent my way. This link had me ROLLING! See for yourself what the laughter was about here… this is why I was Laugh Crying
My favorite is the one about the Hairy Fire Truck on the second page. WOW!!
LMAO @ Random Website from Tito Vaselina on Vimeo.
Weezy F. Baby sued $500k for SLEEPING
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on July 10th, 2009
I’d certainly be PISSED if I paid a rapper so much money to perform and fond out he skipped my show, because he was asleep. Read the story here
Forget RedBull, Evian Water gives you Wings
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on July 9th, 2009
I’m buying a case of water just to reward the gifted minds behind this commercial.
LONG LIVE CREATIVITY!
Hoe Convention in NYC?
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on June 28th, 2009
Maybe I missed the memo, but I wasn’t aware this week there was a hoe-a-thon in NYC.
Triple Tongue Action
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on June 16th, 2009
LeBron in 2010: New York Knicks?
Posted by Tito in Uncategorized on June 15th, 2009
The rumors that LeBron will be a Knick have been floating around for a while. Speculators and fans alike have been obsessed with the LeBron phenomena and how it could ultimately impact both the Knicks and Cavaliers.
Twitter is on FIRE with Cleveland fans playing tug of war with their franchise trying to sway them to do what it takes to keep their golden child. There’s even a campaign to buy ad space on a high traffic billboard to keep the king in Cleveland (check out @LeBron2010 or LeBron2010.com).
If you’re a Clevelander chances are you’re expecting LeBron to take the money and run. I mean what else would you expect (since all you’re sports teams leave you with little to no promise for the future).
If you’re still not convinced that LeBron and the Knicks should unite just check out what Nike thinks in this puppet commercial. Keep your eyes peeled for the Orange and Blue symbology. Looks like Nike knows what’s up.