titovaselina.com » nutty http://titovaselina.com Giving props to WTF moments from everyday life. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:45:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Pimping ain’t EZ… Especially when your son SNITCHES! http://titovaselina.com/2010/04/pimping-aint-ez-especially-when-your-son-snitches/ http://titovaselina.com/2010/04/pimping-aint-ez-especially-when-your-son-snitches/#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:57:13 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=864

As reported on NBC New York yesterday a Pimp named “Prince” and his mom had a Hoe Garden (not to be confused with the Belgian beer Hoegaarden) they were nurturing in NJ. That is till Prince got caught pimping and as a plea bargain incriminated his mom for allowing him to do his dirt out of her home.

Mom shares some blame here (that’s a given), but if she wasn’t indicted initially, why BITCH out and cop a plea by snitching on your mom?!?!

Amazing how quick the PIMP turns HOE.

Snoop said it best… “Pimps up, HOES DOWN.”

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2010/04/pimping-aint-ez-especially-when-your-son-snitches/feed/ 0 FDNY Takes a Frigid Dip in Orchard Beach http://titovaselina.com/2010/01/fdny-takes-a-frigid-dip-in-orchard-beach/ http://titovaselina.com/2010/01/fdny-takes-a-frigid-dip-in-orchard-beach/#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:57:01 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=838 My boy told me he was going to celebrate the new year with his Firehouse mates at Orchard Beach. I said… “What are you F*****G nuts?” He said… “It’ll be fun.” So of course I tagged along to see how it would all unfold.

After the experience I think I will partake in the festivities next year.

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2010/01/fdny-takes-a-frigid-dip-in-orchard-beach/feed/ 0 Merry Christmas from Tito Vaselina, The Hoff & Friends http://titovaselina.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-from-tito-vaselina-the-hoff-friends/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-from-tito-vaselina-the-hoff-friends/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:53:22 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=832 Now that I am no longer able to run for public office or be the front man for any highly conservative organization I feel comfortable in sharing with you all my friend’s latest creation (see below).

He took it upon himself to slap my face (and a few of my friends’ as well) onto the bodies of some Chippendale dancers on a JibJab. I admit… I nearly peed myself (don’t judge me).

I’m just glad Mr. Taylor didn’t decide to give the internet the gift of my face superimposed on a rather flamboyant body posing awkwardly with my LB.

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!
]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-from-tito-vaselina-the-hoff-friends/feed/ 0 Crackhead Sings Amazing Grace at Funeral http://titovaselina.com/2009/10/crackhead-sings-amazing-grace-at-funeral/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/10/crackhead-sings-amazing-grace-at-funeral/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:48:53 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=790 If someone knows Lil Ray Ray over here, please give have him get in touch with me. I want to hire him for my 30th birthday. This dude is HILARIOUS!

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]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/09/breast-feeding-8-yr-olds/feed/ 0 Classic Latin Ass Whooping http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/classic-latin-ass-whooping/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/classic-latin-ass-whooping/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:41:29 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=731 DAMNIT... Didn't I tell you NOT to do that... SHIT!

DAMNIT... Didn't I tell you NOT to do that... DAMN!

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/classic-latin-ass-whooping/feed/ 0 Leprechaun in the hood http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/leprechaun-in-the-hood/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/leprechaun-in-the-hood/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:50:48 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=717 I just don’t even know what to say about this piece. Watch it and you figure it out. I’m pretty sure my IQ just dropped as a result of viewing it. You’ve been warned.

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/leprechaun-in-the-hood/feed/ 0 Stephon Marbury Cries and So Does Travis Smith! http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/stephon-marbury-cries-and-so-does-travis-smith/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/stephon-marbury-cries-and-so-does-travis-smith/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:40:59 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=666 I have stupid friends. I’ve come to accept them for who they are. Many of these friends consider me just as stupid. It’s a vicious cycle I would never voluntarily give up.

One of these friends is Travis. He’s a DICK. He’s a model, aspiring actor and most notably a Bronx born piece of trailer park trash. NOW… below is his spoof to the epic Marbury crying over a Kirk Franklin track.

I accidentally PISSED on my dog after watching Travis’ version.

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/stephon-marbury-cries-and-so-does-travis-smith/feed/ 0 Blondes and Brazilian… WTF? http://titovaselina.com/2009/07/blondes-and-brazilian-wtf/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/07/blondes-and-brazilian-wtf/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:04:28 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=634 A good friend of mine sent me this text earlier. I thought it was worthy for you all to enjoy.
Blondes and Brazilians

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/07/blondes-and-brazilian-wtf/feed/ 0 Daddy, Daddy is that my teacher’s Cooch? http://titovaselina.com/2009/07/daddy-daddy-is-that-my-teachers-cooch/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/07/daddy-daddy-is-that-my-teachers-cooch/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:48:08 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=617 Elementary school teacher accidentally distributes her home made porn tape to her class.

Where’s Homer Simpson when you need him… DOH!

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