Archive for category nutty

FDNY Takes a Frigid Dip in Orchard Beach

My boy told me he was going to celebrate the new year with his Firehouse mates at Orchard Beach. I said… “What are you F*****G nuts?” He said… “It’ll be fun.” So of course I tagged along to see how it would all unfold.

After the experience I think I will partake in the festivities next year.

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Merry Christmas from Tito Vaselina, The Hoff & Friends

Now that I am no longer able to run for public office or be the front man for any highly conservative organization I feel comfortable in sharing with you all my friend’s latest creation (see below).

He took it upon himself to slap my face (and a few of my friends’ as well) onto the bodies of some Chippendale dancers on a JibJab. I admit… I nearly peed myself (don’t judge me).

I’m just glad Mr. Taylor didn’t decide to give the internet the gift of my face superimposed on a rather flamboyant body posing awkwardly with my LB.

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Crackhead Sings Amazing Grace at Funeral

If someone knows Lil Ray Ray over here, please give have him get in touch with me. I want to hire him for my 30th birthday. This dude is HILARIOUS!

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Breast Feeding 8 Yr Olds

Very interesting, perverted, gross or beautiful… depends on how your brain works.

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Classic Latin Ass Whooping

DAMNIT... Didn't I tell you NOT to do that... SHIT!

DAMNIT... Didn't I tell you NOT to do that... DAMN!

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Leprechaun in the hood

I just don’t even know what to say about this piece. Watch it and you figure it out. I’m pretty sure my IQ just dropped as a result of viewing it. You’ve been warned.

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Stephon Marbury Cries and So Does Travis Smith!

I have stupid friends. I’ve come to accept them for who they are. Many of these friends consider me just as stupid. It’s a vicious cycle I would never voluntarily give up.

One of these friends is Travis. He’s a DICK. He’s a model, aspiring actor and most notably a Bronx born piece of trailer park trash. NOW… below is his spoof to the epic Marbury crying over a Kirk Franklin track.

I accidentally PISSED on my dog after watching Travis’ version.

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Blondes and Brazilian… WTF?

A good friend of mine sent me this text earlier. I thought it was worthy for you all to enjoy.
Blondes and Brazilians

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Daddy, Daddy is that my teacher’s Cooch?

Elementary school teacher accidentally distributes her home made porn tape to her class.

Where’s Homer Simpson when you need him… DOH!

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Brüno on Rove

Sacha Baron Cohen get’s his flamboyance on down undah on Rove Daily

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