Archive for category nutty
FDNY Takes a Frigid Dip in Orchard Beach
My boy told me he was going to celebrate the new year with his Firehouse mates at Orchard Beach. I said… “What are you F*****G nuts?” He said… “It’ll be fun.” So of course I tagged along to see how it would all unfold.
After the experience I think I will partake in the festivities next year.
Merry Christmas from Tito Vaselina, The Hoff & Friends
Now that I am no longer able to run for public office or be the front man for any highly conservative organization I feel comfortable in sharing with you all my friend’s latest creation (see below).
He took it upon himself to slap my face (and a few of my friends’ as well) onto the bodies of some Chippendale dancers on a JibJab. I admit… I nearly peed myself (don’t judge me).
I’m just glad Mr. Taylor didn’t decide to give the internet the gift of my face superimposed on a rather flamboyant body posing awkwardly with my LB.
Crackhead Sings Amazing Grace at Funeral
Posted by Tito in interesting, nutty on October 6th, 2009
If someone knows Lil Ray Ray over here, please give have him get in touch with me. I want to hire him for my 30th birthday. This dude is HILARIOUS!
Breast Feeding 8 Yr Olds
Posted by Tito in interesting, nutty on September 4th, 2009
Very interesting, perverted, gross or beautiful… depends on how your brain works.
Classic Latin Ass Whooping
DAMNIT... Didn't I tell you NOT to do that... DAMN!
Leprechaun in the hood
I just don’t even know what to say about this piece. Watch it and you figure it out. I’m pretty sure my IQ just dropped as a result of viewing it. You’ve been warned.
Stephon Marbury Cries and So Does Travis Smith!
I have stupid friends. I’ve come to accept them for who they are. Many of these friends consider me just as stupid. It’s a vicious cycle I would never voluntarily give up.
One of these friends is Travis. He’s a DICK. He’s a model, aspiring actor and most notably a Bronx born piece of trailer park trash. NOW… below is his spoof to the epic Marbury crying over a Kirk Franklin track.
I accidentally PISSED on my dog after watching Travis’ version.
Blondes and Brazilian… WTF?
A good friend of mine sent me this text earlier. I thought it was worthy for you all to enjoy.
Daddy, Daddy is that my teacher’s Cooch?
Elementary school teacher accidentally distributes her home made porn tape to her class.
Where’s Homer Simpson when you need him… DOH!