See… Ohio’s gone mad ever since LeBron James high tailed it to Miami Beach.Tisk, tisk!

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Things I miss about the New York City subway system… Obviously gay pan handling singers who enjoy working the car poles and showing their private parts. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

I LONG FOR YOU NYC!!

Shouts to WorldStarHipHop for the video

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As reported on NBC New York yesterday a Pimp named “Prince” and his mom had a Hoe Garden (not to be confused with the Belgian beer Hoegaarden) they were nurturing in NJ. That is till Prince got caught pimping and as a plea bargain incriminated his mom for allowing him to do his dirt out of her home.

Mom shares some blame here (that’s a given), but if she wasn’t indicted initially, why BITCH out and cop a plea by snitching on your mom?!?!

Amazing how quick the PIMP turns HOE.

Snoop said it best… “Pimps up, HOES DOWN.”

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My boy told me he was going to celebrate the new year with his Firehouse mates at Orchard Beach. I said… “What are you F*****G nuts?” He said… “It’ll be fun.” So of course I tagged along to see how it would all unfold.

After the experience I think I will partake in the festivities next year.

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Now that I am no longer able to run for public office or be the front man for any highly conservative organization I feel comfortable in sharing with you all my friend’s latest creation (see below).

He took it upon himself to slap my face (and a few of my friends’ as well) onto the bodies of some Chippendale dancers on a JibJab. I admit… I nearly peed myself (don’t judge me).

I’m just glad Mr. Taylor didn’t decide to give the internet the gift of my face superimposed on a rather flamboyant body posing awkwardly with my LB.

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If someone knows Lil Ray Ray over here, please give have him get in touch with me. I want to hire him for my 30th birthday. This dude is HILARIOUS!

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Very interesting, perverted, gross or beautiful… depends on how your brain works.

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DAMNIT... Didn't I tell you NOT to do that... DAMN!

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I just don’t even know what to say about this piece. Watch it and you figure it out. I’m pretty sure my IQ just dropped as a result of viewing it. You’ve been warned.

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I have stupid friends. I’ve come to accept them for who they are. Many of these friends consider me just as stupid. It’s a vicious cycle I would never voluntarily give up.

One of these friends is Travis. He’s a DICK. He’s a model, aspiring actor and most notably a Bronx born piece of trailer park trash. NOW… below is his spoof to the epic Marbury crying over a Kirk Franklin track.

I accidentally PISSED on my dog after watching Travis’ version.

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