titovaselina.com » interesting http://titovaselina.com Giving props to WTF moments from everyday life. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:45:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Betcha Baby Can’t Move it Like that! http://titovaselina.com/2010/06/betcha-baby-cant-move-it-like-that/ http://titovaselina.com/2010/06/betcha-baby-cant-move-it-like-that/#comments Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:00:54 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=874 Get LOW lil buddy get LOW!!

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As reported on NBC New York yesterday a Pimp named “Prince” and his mom had a Hoe Garden (not to be confused with the Belgian beer Hoegaarden) they were nurturing in NJ. That is till Prince got caught pimping and as a plea bargain incriminated his mom for allowing him to do his dirt out of her home.

Mom shares some blame here (that’s a given), but if she wasn’t indicted initially, why BITCH out and cop a plea by snitching on your mom?!?!

Amazing how quick the PIMP turns HOE.

Snoop said it best… “Pimps up, HOES DOWN.”

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Talent is a quality I like to say my family is full of. We’re a group of creative individuals who are passionate about the niches we carve out.
Most recently my cousin Sussy (@Lamagapoeta on Twitter… follow her) launched her first collection of poems (en español). With this

SENSATIONAL work cuz! You folks go check out her feature on MyLITv.com where she reads some of her work… click here

Also… read up on her and what’s currently happening in her world on her blog… click here (you can purchase the book too)

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2010/04/spanish-poetry-for-the-soul/feed/ 0 How to Send Messages via Other People’s Minds http://titovaselina.com/2010/01/how-to-send-messages-via-other-peoples-minds/ http://titovaselina.com/2010/01/how-to-send-messages-via-other-peoples-minds/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:38:25 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=843 The secret to using other people’s minds for your benefit is now revealed. Jedi mind trick… FALL BACK!

Shouts to the hardest working Westinghouse award winner in New York City!

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]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/09/breast-feeding-8-yr-olds/feed/ 0 Who needs a fancy grill to have a BBQ? http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/who-needs-a-fancy-grill-to-have-a-bbq/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/who-needs-a-fancy-grill-to-have-a-bbq/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:43:59 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=719 Shopping Cart Grillin

]]> http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/who-needs-a-fancy-grill-to-have-a-bbq/feed/ 0 The Creation of a new word… Realitivity http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/the-creation-of-a-new-word-realitivity/ http://titovaselina.com/2009/08/the-creation-of-a-new-word-realitivity/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:33:31 +0000 Tito http://titovaselina.com/?p=712 Hanging in L.A. at ESPN Zone making up new words, talking Red Eye flights and admiring Manny Ramirez gear with them boys TJ and Deezshirts’ very own @hellojusto (on Twitter).

Get your very own Manny Ramirez inspired MannyWood shirt from http://www.deezshirts.com

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