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Big Mouth

Tito Vaselina — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:23:25 +0000

If you’ve ever been called a big mouth this one’s for you.

John McCain and Madonna strike a Pose!

Tito Vaselina — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:13:22 +0000

I bet you didn’t know John McCain had a cameo in Madonna’s Vogue video. See! This is why Titovaselina.com is so important!

Thanks for your readership.

They are NOT Getting AWAY… I’m Shootin!

Tito Vaselina — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:30:39 +0000

Pay attention to the audio in the video below, the video is not really relevant. However, the audio is FRIGHTENING!

Was he in his rights to go blast these two “black” (they were actually hispanic) men? I don’t know, but the jury sure thought so. Joe Horn was cleared of all charges!

Amazing Catch… FRAUD

Tito Vaselina — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:19:37 +0000

Check out this amazing catch by the ball girl. Turns out it’s a viral ad for God knows what.

Superbowl Champ is NOT a Minority

Tito Vaselina — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:10:36 +0000

Check out Sinorice Moss (of the NY Football Giants) in his very classy DeezShirts design. Along side Mr. Moss is none other than R&B’s soon to be BIG DEAL Jesse Boykins (not rocking DeezShirts today… BOO)! Lucky for Jesse he’s got SKILLZ so I’ll forgive him for now.

DeezShirts is making some real serious waves in the sports world. Don’t believe me? Ask Big Papi (pictured below working his hand out at Fenway).

Go Papi… Go Papi!

Donkey in the mood

Tito Vaselina — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:12:48 +0000

This chick is about to get the mandingo put on her if she doesn’t act fast. Poor tourist!

Shaquille O’neil - Rappin Lunatic

Tito Vaselina — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:08:22 +0000

HIL_ARI_ASS!!!

First Kobe gets it… (How does Shaq’s ass taste)?

Then Vlade…

And finally, what would hip hop be without the Breakers (Dwight, LeBron and Shaq)

International Symbol for Gas

Tito Vaselina — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:11:53 +0000

Chase turns sour for lemonade stand robber

Tito Vaselina — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:44:22 +0000

I know we’re in a recession and times are rough, BUT… when you have to rob a little girl’s lemonade stand the line has been crossed! Especially when you’ve committed this act and only got away with $17.50.

This is what 18 year old Steve Tryon decided to do to earn some fast cash. For the full story click here

Poor kid… now Steve Tryon’s going to have to figure out how to avoid getting his backside virginity taken from him in the slammer.

Celtics Pimp Slap L.A. + Likened to Hitler?

Tito Vaselina — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:26:51 +0000

It was a shame. A DAMN SHAME how Boston rolled up their sleeves, cocked back their strong arm and socked the Lakers right across their mouths. Lastnight’s final blow by Boston was proof positive that the Boston-3-Party was in fact the greatest single season turnaround catalyst in recent memory.

It doesn’t seem everyone felt the same way. ESPN columnist Jemele Heslam recently compared rooting for the Celts as being the same as rooting for Adolf Hitler or Nuclear War. A bit of a stretch there Jemele, no?