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I hope he already had kids, cuz if not… Zidane just made sure he never does.

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Aston Martin’s just aren’t death defying enough for Kobe. Along with a few JackAsses Kobe decides he wants to try his hand at jumping over a pool of snakes.

Rumors have surfaced that for his next trick Kobe will attempt to mug a Compton drug dealer in broad daylight while performing a 360 vertical slam.

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Word on the street is that Uefa may launch an investigation into allegations that Terry spit in the face of Tevez in the championship game last week.

The sexual undertones in this investigation

This isn’t anything new in the world of sports. Retired MLB player Roberto Alomar made a name for himself when he spit at an umpire back in the day.

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I love when people boldly go where they shouldn’t. It makes for great entertainment. This attempt by Rob Stone to conquer one of the hottest chili peppers the world has ever known is his biggest regret to date… GUA-RAN-TEED!

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If you’re ever played for a sucker by an unsuspecting purse snatcher perform these actions and you will not be mugged!

(thanks to Justo for this)

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If ever you find yourself in a slump (be it at work, in your extra curricular sports teams, or even with sexual relations) you need to dawn a Gold Thong!

This is what big leaguer Jason Giambi does when he’s trying to get out of his slumps. If his performance against the Mets yesterday is any indication he may have the answer.

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This is wicked…Click Here for Full Story! I feel bad for the circumstances the kid is facing, but seriously folks how can you blame the manufacturer of a baseball bat for what happened?

I remember a friend of mine was on the mound pitching in a softball game once and caught a line drive straight to his nose. You’d thought the kid has died with all the blood on the field.

Unfortunately, these are hazards of the game.

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Hornets fans will try anything to help their team. This kinda reminds me of the dude in the speedo over at Duke, but way more appealing!

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… is what Carmelo Anthony’s mother said after he got arrested for allegedly DUI. Then he caught a speeding ticket.

Can someone please pass the offering?

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No really… he says it himself. Check the video.

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