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Diddy… eat your heart out!

(thanks to Bin Laden)

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Do not underestimate middle aged white women when they’re angry!

(thanks to the Beris Yardsman)

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When in Mexico watch for asses! A local EOR was reported to have kicked and bit a couple of 50+ year old gentlemen. The guys suffered minor injuries, but el burro was arrested by Mexican authorities for the incident.

The Donkey was released on good behavior yesterday (his owner agreed to pay the victim’s medical fees).

(thanks to Bin Lavan for this unusual story)

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I enjoy reading comments. This one especially! It looks like I ruffled Ms. Silverman’s feathers with my “Brett Favre Retires From the NFL… 1 Question Left” post. I had to edit it for my 14 and under readers (I assume that is the present status quo for non-cursers), but you get the picture.

Thanks for wishing me all the best Sarah! Tito Vaselina loves you!

xoxoxoxo

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This is a classic! I had to bring back the memories with this one. I am a huge fan of the guy who reacts to the paper planes.

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Talk about GANGSTA! This 7 year old kid got mad at his mom… and as pay back stole his grandmother’s Durango, scooped up his nicotine puffing buddy (also 7) and hit the road in West Palm Beach. The fun came to an end when he wrecked the SUV in a parking lot.

When asked if he knew he could kill someone doing what he did he sheepishly replied “Yea, but I wanted to do some hoodrat stuff with my friend.”

You need to see this! Click the image above to be taken to the video.

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I guess Mr. Weatherman (or Ms. Weatherwoman, not sure what his preference would be) never had the privilege of living in a roach infested building before.  If he had, he would’ve known that all you have to do is lift your leg slowly and stomp that little sucker hard and fast!

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If you’re planning a trip to West Africa (or already live there) guard your pinga (that’s street spanish for  your Johnson, Wang or one of many endearing terms for the penis)!

In the Democratic Republic of Congo witch craft is the cause of the disappearance of many men’s penises. Quite literally, sorcerers are targeting people and magically making their pee pees go bye bye! This article says (click here for Reuters article) that these witches are snatching pee pee’s to collect $ from guys to get their love muscles back. WTF!

If you’re a sorcerer, witch, etc… why do you need to resort to these things? Can’t you just make money appear? I wouldn’t write this article off as some nonsense. I’ve heard many a lore about strange witchcraft that have caused some crazy things.

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Taking flight bears a whole new resemblance after you see this! You may say, “Ahh… this is B.S. he’s using a trampoline (same thing I said)! However young Jedi… consider the risk factor involved here folks.

One false move and Basketball-ichi-san over here would easily win the Guinness record for the first man ever to eat a basketball hoop.

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When you have a kid (I hear) you worry about things like saving for college, pampers and protecting your kid from getting his/her ass whooped in the wrong neighborhood.

This pair of dim wits in Colorado had a fight over which gang their child would be reppin when he was of age. PEOPLE… WTF is going on?!?!?!?!

Read the full story here…

(thanks to R. Taylor… The TOY)

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