- Big Mouth
- John McCain and Madonna strike a Pose!
- They are NOT Getting AWAY… I’m Shootin!
- Amazing Catch… FRAUD
- Superbowl Champ is NOT a Minority
- Donkey in the mood
- Shaquille O’neil - Rappin Lunatic
- International Symbol for Gas
- Chase turns sour for lemonade stand robber
- Celtics Pimp Slap L.A. + Likened to Hitler?
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Big Mouth
Author: Tito Vaselina
If you’ve ever been called a big mouth this one’s for you.
read comments (0)They are NOT Getting AWAY… I’m Shootin!
Author: Tito Vaselina
Pay attention to the audio in the video below, the video is not really relevant. However, the audio is FRIGHTENING!
Was he in his rights to go blast these two “black” (they were actually hispanic) men? I don’t know, but the jury sure thought so. Joe Horn was cleared of all charges!
Don’t F*** With this lady (the Remix)
Author: Tito Vaselina
Don’t F*** With this lady
Author: Tito Vaselina
Do not underestimate middle aged white women when they’re angry!
(thanks to the Beris Yardsman)
Mexican Police Jail Ass
Author: Tito Vaselina
When in Mexico watch for asses! A local EOR was reported to have kicked and bit a couple of 50+ year old gentlemen. The guys suffered minor injuries, but el burro was arrested by Mexican authorities for the incident.
The Donkey was released on good behavior yesterday (his owner agreed to pay the victim’s medical fees).
(thanks to Bin Lavan for this unusual story)
Angry Vitamin V reader comments on my Brett Favre Post
Author: Tito Vaselina
I enjoy reading comments. This one especially! It looks like I ruffled Ms. Silverman’s feathers with my “Brett Favre Retires From the NFL… 1 Question Left” post. I had to edit it for my 14 and under readers (I assume that is the present status quo for non-cursers), but you get the picture.
Thanks for wishing me all the best Sarah! Tito Vaselina loves you!
xoxoxoxo
Having a Bad Day?
Author: Tito Vaselina
This is a classic! I had to bring back the memories with this one. I am a huge fan of the guy who reacts to the paper planes.
7 Year Old Steals Car cuz mami made him mad
Author: Tito Vaselina
Talk about GANGSTA! This 7 year old kid got mad at his mom… and as pay back stole his grandmother’s Durango, scooped up his nicotine puffing buddy (also 7) and hit the road in West Palm Beach. The fun came to an end when he wrecked the SUV in a parking lot.
When asked if he knew he could kill someone doing what he did he sheepishly replied “Yea, but I wanted to do some hoodrat stuff with my friend.”
You need to see this! Click the image above to be taken to the video.
Weatherman scared by roach
Author: Tito Vaselina
I guess Mr. Weatherman (or Ms. Weatherwoman, not sure what his preference would be) never had the privilege of living in a roach infested building before. If he had, he would’ve known that all you have to do is lift your leg slowly and stomp that little sucker hard and fast!
African Penis Snatchers
Author: Tito Vaselina
If you’re planning a trip to West Africa (or already live there) guard your pinga (that’s street spanish for your Johnson, Wang or one of many endearing terms for the penis)!
In the Democratic Republic of Congo witch craft is the cause of the disappearance of many men’s penises. Quite literally, sorcerers are targeting people and magically making their pee pees go bye bye! This article says (click here for Reuters article) that these witches are snatching pee pee’s to collect $ from guys to get their love muscles back. WTF!
If you’re a sorcerer, witch, etc… why do you need to resort to these things? Can’t you just make money appear? I wouldn’t write this article off as some nonsense. I’ve heard many a lore about strange witchcraft that have caused some crazy things.