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Check out this video medley of Apple screw ups at their annual conference.

Even after all of that… Mac still kicks Windows ass any day of the week!

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I bet you didn’t know John McCain had a cameo in Madonna’s Vogue video. See! This is why Titovaselina.com is so important!

Thanks for your readership.

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Usually I don’t like to post idiots in action, but this one is up here to highlight a point. DO NOT make Hip Hop anymore WACK than it currently is. With a few minor exceptions the genre is still spiraling downward.

Remember folks… Vanilla Ice was hung off of a roof by an enormous human being who was recently K.T.F.O. (knocked the f out) for similar shenanigans.

(thanks P. Moreno)

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Go Gringo… Go Gringo… Go Gringo…

Kudos to this masterful work of musical art. I nearly snot rocketed my corn flakes this morning when I saw this.

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If you haven’t heard of him I’m sure you will soon. Hip Hop’s fresh new scent is A.Pinks. The Queens native is not your average run of the mill rapper. No sir! The kid has his fully accredited college degree… but DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE his GANGSTER (heed my warning… I beg you).

DeadArm records sent me this new video. I’d have to say that for an unsigned, non-major backed artist this has to be one of the hottest videos I’ve seen (shout out to director Benjamin Ahr Robinson for a great job). The effects are straight Hollywood and the concept is FUEGO. I don’t know what type of paper DeadArm is working with, but by the looks of the video they’re doing alright (a few checks a quarter to your boy Tito Vaselina is money well spent… don’t be scurred).

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My boy Sytes thought I looked like the dude in the TMZ pic above (back when I rocked curls… don’t hate). Below is the convo that lead to this pic.

I didn’t think it was possible to put a dude like Suge Knight on his a$$. One hard knock to the jaw and anyone’s a victim.

ray sytes: yo
ray sytes: suge knight got knocked da F out
ray sytes: why were u there in the pic
Tito Vaselina: send it
Tito Vaselina: lol
ray sytes: http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/suge_knight_bloodied_up
Tito Vaselina: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tito Vaselina: why did that dude get popped?
ray sytes: he owned suge knight sum money, wouldnt pay up, suge knight and boys jumped him, but he floored suge for 3 minutes
Tito Vaselina: hilarious
ray sytes: u could say tito xclusive, “I WAS THERE”
Tito Vaselina: lol
Tito Vaselina: I’m just about to
ray sytes: looks like u were giving him the 10 count
ray sytes: lol

(thanks Sytes)

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This is a classic! I had to bring back the memories with this one. I am a huge fan of the guy who reacts to the paper planes.

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Singing sensation Jesse Boykins III looking fresh to death sporting that popular “I Love Black People” joint from Deezshirts.

It’s nice to see such a breath of fresh air like Jesse putting the choke hold on the ever popular Black on Black hatred we hear so much about in the press.

If not for his spectacular talent… go cop his new EP just on the strength of his cultural awareness and obvious classy sense of style!

Oh… and be sure to look out for this kid, he’s got some HUGE upcoming shows and features with some big names you ladies throw panties at… stay tuned!

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Not only is my boy Jesse Boykins III a signing machine, he’s also trying to step his comedy game up. Who knew! Check him out looking like Michael Jackson (least what MJ’s complexion used to look like) back when he ran with Tito (no not me… his brother Tito Jackson).

Also pick up his newly released EP entitled “Dopamine: My Life on My Back” TODAY!

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