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Check out this NYC subway ad for Absolut featuring Kanye to the… I know you can’t tell who the advertiser is, but if you read deeper you’ll see the signs of the Vodka brand.

These rappers are making a KILLING with their sponsorship money!!!

Yeezie… throw a dog a bone!

Tell your people to call my people (err… me). How bout you hook up Vaselina as the spokesperson for sex lube man. I’m a natural!

“When that sand paper feeling gets you down, make it smooth with Vaselina Lube.”

YOU SEE ME!!!

Big up to A-Real Bueno for the pic.

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After listening to this interview (click here to listen) it sounds like a very weak ploy at using Jay-Z’ celebrity to bolster up album sales for the Game’s forthcoming album.

Another interesting tid bit from this interview (aside from the radio host JOCKING the Game the entire time) is the indecisiveness of the Game.

First he’s talking about “ripping Jay’s head off, busting his lips and turning the Rocafella sign into a pee stain.” (PAUSE x 3)

Then on another note he’s saying he’s a fan and has the utmost respect for Mr. Carter.

NOW!! I believe in “Thuggin 101″ it clearly states that you do not dis your opponent (which in this case is really like GAME’s dad) in one breath and then suck him in the very next.

I understand that the rap game has a long history of beefs and using each other to boost album sales, etc. However, the beef angle is so tired and overused that if Hip Hop wants to improve the state of the genre it needs to urge it’s rappers to find more creative ways to get CD’s flying off the shelves.

I guess “Jocking Jay-Z” dropped at the right time, eh?

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RISPEC! To all dem lickle yute dem lick-a-pon shot!

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A buddy of mine (who shall remain nameless)… ah what the hell… his name is Cruz (don’t be fooled by the name, he’s a certified meat head)… comes to mind when I see this video.

He’s the typical Italiano pumping iron (no roids though… so he says), having lots of sexy time (at least before he got serious with his Ms.) and crushing beer cans on his forehead.

However, he holds a nice gig (NYC Firefighter) and is a stand up guy. The best man at my wedding in fact.

Big shout out to all the guma’s, wise guys and pie-zahns ovah-de-ah.

Thanks to the awesome Joe “Bin” Lavan for this vid.

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How do you go from “toatin 4, 4’s” and talking about “Gettin all sorts of dough” to being featured on a product placement track with a slew of dumb broads.

WHY!!

Peep game!

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You know that song that basically SH*TS on all men? That song where Eryka Badu straight disrespects all men? I think it’s called “Tyrone” or something.

Anywho… my boy NATE has the answer to the Man Hate Jam. Check this out!

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I swear this movie will never die. Check out my homeboy hitting the high notes at our friend’s wedding. This dude does this at every wedding he goes to. I SWEAR!

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Check out this video medley of Apple screw ups at their annual conference.

Even after all of that… Mac still kicks Windows ass any day of the week!

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I bet you didn’t know John McCain had a cameo in Madonna’s Vogue video. See! This is why Titovaselina.com is so important!

Thanks for your readership.

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Usually I don’t like to post idiots in action, but this one is up here to highlight a point. DO NOT make Hip Hop anymore WACK than it currently is. With a few minor exceptions the genre is still spiraling downward.

Remember folks… Vanilla Ice was hung off of a roof by an enormous human being who was recently K.T.F.O. (knocked the f out) for similar shenanigans.

(thanks P. Moreno)

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