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WOW! FUH-UH-KNEE!

Take notes ad execs. This is how you appeal to your audiences in a “break through the monotony kind of way.”

Vitamin V

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Here’s a video mix of John McCain and his many contradictions. I’m no doctor, but it seems to me like this guy has a case of alzheimers.

If you said one thing, stick to it! Nobody respects a man who’s not of his word.

Vitamin V

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Last week was the debut of Seth McFarlane’s new Channel on YouTube (called Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy). Needless to say that the ingenious creator of “Family Guy” has put forth some GREAT content for the web.

Word on the street is Google (YouTube’s Daddy) is using the cartoon comedy shorts in the hopes of monetizing their YouTube inventory (finally).

If the video ads I come across online have anything to do with McFarlane’s antics, best believe I will be the most click happy, pre-roll consuming, refreshing mofo on the web.

Vitamin V

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When I saw the Dark Knight I thought it was an instant classic. However, like many I was not sure what the F Christian Bale (Batman) was saying half the time.

I’m glad MonkeyandApple hooked up this spoof to illustrate how most of us felt. Check it out!

Vitamin V

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So I’m back from vacation (well sort of… cuz tropical storm Hannah decided to cancel my flight) and first thing on my plate was this pic.

Palin’s a soon to be GILF (Grandmother I’d Love to… well you know), but after seeing this I have to remove her from my list. It’s one thing to “Monica Lewinsky” your way to the top of the political ladder, but when you’re doing it to old ass John McCain you’re just plain NASTY!

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Check out how the judges at this Spelling Bee straight set this poor kid up. I love his reaction at the very end,

Beres Yardsman you did it again!

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If you haven’t yet had a chance to see Cartoon Network’s (Adult Swim) cartoon “The Boondocks” you need to! If you’re like me and enjoy some good old senseless, equal opportunity hate this is the show for you.

Below have a look at Adult Swim recording artist Uncle Ruckus (no relation) performing his solid wood single “Don’t Trust them new Ni**as over there.” Enjoy!

Thanks for reminding me of this great socially irresponsible cartoon R. Taylor

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… so says 91 year old actor Ernest Borgnine. He says it is the secret to his youthful look (and by that I mean 60 ish).

So tonight when you’re eyeing your Wang, Johnson, Love Muscle (WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) remember that it’s ok. It’ll make you live longer!

Another nice pick up by the one they call Bin Lavan

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Photoshop allows people with ALOT of time on there hands to do great things.

Shout to J-U-S-T-O the Black Sweater assasin for this one

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A buddy of mine (who shall remain nameless)… ah what the hell… his name is Cruz (don’t be fooled by the name, he’s a certified meat head)… comes to mind when I see this video.

He’s the typical Italiano pumping iron (no roids though… so he says), having lots of sexy time (at least before he got serious with his Ms.) and crushing beer cans on his forehead.

However, he holds a nice gig (NYC Firefighter) and is a stand up guy. The best man at my wedding in fact.

Big shout out to all the guma’s, wise guys and pie-zahns ovah-de-ah.

Thanks to the awesome Joe “Bin” Lavan for this vid.

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