Billiards Player Sunk for Steroids


Roids

As if the K9 I mentioned back in early March wasn’t ridiculous enough (see “Mitchell Report Claims Another Victim”) now the world of Billiards has a steroids fall guy. The International Herald Tribune reports that Germany’s national billiards champion, Axel Buescher, tested positive for an EPO (blood booster) masking agent.

Granny and her dentures

What will the steroid secret police go after next? Who knows, but I would go warn granny about using too much denture adhesive before her next game of bridge.



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