Now that I am no longer able to run for public office or be the front man for any highly conservative organization I feel comfortable in sharing with you all my friend’s latest creation (see below).

He took it upon himself to slap my face (and a few of my friends’ as well) onto the bodies of some Chippendale dancers on a JibJab. I admit… I nearly peed myself (don’t judge me).

I’m just glad Mr. Taylor didn’t decide to give the internet the gift of my face superimposed on a rather flamboyant body posing awkwardly with my LB.