Pornography is known to be a man’s best friend. There are several variations of the craft (as we all know). Some semi-acceptable (like consenting adults getting their dirty sanchez on) and some forms that are down right nasty ( we need not mention those).

Then you have a smooth, melodic, non-auto tune R&B panty dropper teaching kats how to eat that KFC with some finesse.

My humblest appologies to the Colonel and Mr. Purdue!