DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHEN THEY ARE IN A COMA! Ok… that’s first off. Reason being that it can cause you a crap load of humiliation.
Next… if something drives you to make whoopy with your comatose love, PLEASE sweep the room for hidden cameras. This is key, because it can become a valuable piece of evidence in the case against you in a court of law… wink!
FINALLY… in my LIFE I would never consider having sex with someone who is unable to consent to it (whether that means piss drunk, passed out, in a coma, etc…). That should be LOGICAL! But when I read things like this “Court Slams WI Cops In Coma Sex Case” it makes me sick! I don’t want to hear that he was lonely, or needed to get his rocks off! BULLSHIT!
If you feel the urge and your significant other is unavailable for the forseeable future… go out there and find a suitable substitute DAMNIT!
I’m gone!
(Thanks to the homie Bin Lavan for this article)