Archive for October, 2008
Happy Halloween
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on October 31st, 2008
Have a great time today (and night). Just steer clear of any BIG ASS pumkins as they may prove hazardous to your health!
Vitamin V
No Speaky English
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on October 30th, 2008
Here’s a random forward I received today that I thought you’d all enjoy.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:‘
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
The lady can’t take this any more,
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly.
“In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.”
“Hey, coola down lady,’” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi.”
$5.00 says you’re gonna read this again you dirty minded person you!
Vitamin V
Racism on the Road
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on October 24th, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZUHCLtnYFQ]
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Vitamin V
She BUSTED her ASS!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on October 24th, 2008
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PLEASE take a look at this video. It’s long, so if you want to get straight to it start watching at 2:00 minutes. I’m sure you’re going to ask yourself “WHY would she do such a thing?”
Just knowing the very basics of gravity and being honest with oneself would deter any half witted person from attempting this. I guess common sense is really not all that common.
Wait for the post-ass busting performance. That’s the real money shot!
ENJOY!
Thanks Beris Yawdsman
Vitamin V
Hayden Says “F***K”… and wants You To Vote!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in politics on October 23rd, 2008
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Hot damn! Obama needs to give Hayden some $ for this spot. It’s the best campaign ad (although seemingly of the viral variety) that I’ve seen this election season.
Oh and can I get a “Damn Baby you fine” from the congregation?
Thanks for the lead J. Greene
Vitamin V
McCain Poop Parade
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting, nutty, politics on October 22nd, 2008
A most radical individual out in Venice, CA is placing flags on unsuspecting turds to show his opinion of John McCain.
Not only is he making art out of random turds, but he’s also giving passerby’s a clearer warning of these random street poops (yes that is the plural) so they don’t have messy shoes.
As grotesque as the idea of poop is, it’s even dirtier when you add a splash of McCain on top.
Check out the full set of pics for the Poop Parade here
Vitamin V
Penis Lane
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on October 22nd, 2008
NEVER piss off an architecht. Because then you get stuff like this.
I just picture someone jogging by training for a marathon or something. Then they come across that first penis shadow and all of a sudden all that determinantion and concentration they had is immediately gone.
Now they’re forced to slow to a hobbled walk while they laugh uncontrolably all the way down Penis Lane.
Nice one L. Tao
Vitamin V
Palin Wants Blood… Sexy or Scary?
Posted by Tito Vaselina in politics on October 22nd, 2008
This might be scary to some, but to me it’s all the more attractive! Go Palin, Go Palin!
Although, I doubt she’d be able to serve this country as a Vice President (let alone President) I still think she gets the award for Political MILF of the Year.
Check out www.FrighteningProspect.com for how you can wheat paste your own posters around your town. Of course… I accept no responsibility for any illegal acts any of my readers commit.
Thanks for enlightening me J. Greene
Vitamin V
Man Has fun with Vacuum… Now Facing Charges
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on October 21st, 2008
According to The SUN a 29 year old man from Michigan had a GOOD OL TIME with a vacuum. Now… he’s facing some criminal charges for the lewd act.
I know times are rough, but if you can no longer afford your weekly call girl get back to basics and lather up PALMela.
Thanks Bin Lavan
Vitamin V
Reminiscing: NES Apparel Accessories
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on October 21st, 2008
Next time you have a job interview make sure you have a pair of these to close the deal. These NES cufflinks custom made by clay artiste Laura Swingle, are a must in any young professionals wardrobe.
The hand-sculpted NES cartridge cufflinks are available for any NES title out there (provided she can find a cover scan online). One pair will set you back $22 and pricing is also available for NES-themed necklaces, keychains and more.
Oh and and if you’re in the market for a KICK ASS NES console belt buckle look no more. This is what I’m using for my Halloween Costume so don’t BYTE MY STYLE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkojZdwUH0g]
Vitamin V