Archive for September, 2008
Back Flip Gone Wrong
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on September 30th, 2008
Why? Why attempt such a stunt? Especially with the way our economic and governmental situation is in the states these days. Think about it.
You attempting idiotic stunts will require:
- - An emergency trip to the hospital (gas waste)
- - The use of medical equipment to fix your face (unecessary energy waste)
- - Dishing out tons of $ for the bills (pork barrel spending with a side of lax healthcare)
- - Severed friendships, because they encouraged you to do it (failed foreign policy)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-cOu_cvam0]
Vitamin V
Shawn Kemp Sighting
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on September 29th, 2008
Shawn Kemp as Tyrone Biggums
Former NBA All-Star Shawn Kemp was reportedly scheduled to play professional basketball in Italy this season, however, that ended after Kemp failed to report back to the team.
Italian club Montegranaro Premiata released Kemp of his 1 year contract a week before the start of the season (click here for the full story).
Now how will the Reign Man feed his 8 kids from 6 different mothers and battle all those paternal suits? Your guess is as good as mine, but if I were him I’d find the nearest 7th grade classroom and learn all about condoms.
CHUCH!
Vitamin V
Elephant kicks heroin habit
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting, politics on September 26th, 2008
An elephant (not to be confused with a republican) was able to successfully kick its addiction to heroin by undergoing methadone treatment at a Chinese rehab clinic in tropical Hainan (click here for the full report).
In other news… after doing a stand up job with our domestic economic policy members of the elephant right (now we’re talking about republicans) are sh**ting a brick, because now they are being held accountable for their LAX practices in letting Wall Street do what it wanted.
Hey Georgie you’ve really stepped in some SH*T now, eh? Had you and your band of merry dumbasses (by asses I don’t mean Donkey’s nor Democrats) checked into rehab 12 months ago, we wouldn’t be in this economic sh*t storm.
There I said it. Now I’ll go back to watching CNN and build up some more anger to finish my day.
(thanks S.Nam)
Great Republicans
Posted by Tito Vaselina in politics on September 26th, 2008
Just the facts!
Vitamin V
Man Charged after he Passed Gas toward Police
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on September 25th, 2008
Give this man an award!!! Jose A. Cruz of Clarksburgh, VA you’ve done your fellow citizens proud. I don’t care if you were allegedly drunk, or that you allegedly failed numerous sobriety tests.
I care only of the fact that you had the sense to scoot your chair over to the police officer in the precint and BLOW HIM DOWN with that anal BASS!
For the full story click here.
(shouts out to Bin Lavan for this GREAT story)
Vitamin V
Black Man in an Elevator
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on September 25th, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Mv2eMHEes]
So true! Countless times I see this happen and think to myself… “Lady… you’re just looking to get JACKED!!”
Racism is hard to hide. Usually… one can tell pretty clearly.
Vitamin V
POM Commercial… What the FLOCK!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on September 22nd, 2008
WOW! FUH-UH-KNEE!
Take notes ad execs. This is how you appeal to your audiences in a “break through the monotony kind of way.”
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkub56XTil0]
Vitamin V
John McCain – The REMIX
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on September 21st, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c]
Here’s a video mix of John McCain and his many contradictions. I’m no doctor, but it seems to me like this guy has a case of alzheimers.
If you said one thing, stick to it! Nobody respects a man who’s not of his word.
Vitamin V
CNN Make Out Session
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on September 18th, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnFTpoSalk]
Check out the two dudes in the background of this CNN report. GREAT STUFF!
Vitamin V
MNF: DUH-Sean Jackson
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on September 16th, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy3nl4hk1c]
In Football success is measured by the amount of goals you convert. The most prominent of which is the Touchdown. When you make a catch and you are free and clear to cross the end zone be sure to KEEP THE BALL IN YOUR POSSESSION UNTIL AFTER YOU CROSS THE END ZONE in order to score a TOUDCHOWN!
DUMBASS!
Vitamin V