Archive for August, 2008
Capoeira: Who’s Bad!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on August 25th, 2008
If this was a acrobatics competition homeboy to the far right wouldn’t have a chance.
Unfortunately, for “flipping Freddy” on the left, it was a fight.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMZfdCkYPig]
Thanks to Justo for the vid
Jesse Boykins Jammin at Rucker Park
Posted by Tito Vaselina in music on August 25th, 2008
The kid Jesse Boykins (R&B sensation) was asked by NIKE and Dime Magazine to perform the National anthem at Rucker Park during an EBC game. The caveat was, they wanted the Marvin Gaye rendition from the 1983 NBA All Star Game.
No easy task, of course, but he did his MOTHER-EFFIN thang (and not just cuz he’s my peoples)!
Check it out for yourself and enjoy the soulful sounds of JBIII (below).
Oh… one last thing… did you know he’s got his EP out on iTunes? Well, umm… yea! So, here’s what you do:
1. Log onto your iTunes Music Store
2. Search for “Dopamine: My Life on My Back”
3. Click Purchase (for the entire album)
4. and lastly send an email to 20 of your closest friends encouraging them to follow steps 1-3
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRscNpGrRik]
As a bonus… here’s his KILLIN music video from his EP single “Tabloids” (#2 on BETJ).
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHtB2-uqqS4]
Lil Wayne/Jay-Z Spoof!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in music on August 22nd, 2008
OMG! I nearly leaked my undies with this one.
Affion Crockett (from Wildin Out) is killing it!
He’s been dropping spoof video’s like this one for a hot second now. Classic!
The clincher is at the end. Look how he puts Freeway on Blast!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWIncZHPXQ]
Thanks to G. Pred on the check in
Tiki calls co-host a (rhymes with hunt)
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on August 21st, 2008
Luck has a way of rearing it’s ugly head sometimes. For Tiki Barber it was BAD. A season after retiring from the NFL his old team goes out and wins the SuperBowl.
He was reminded of his NOT having a ring on the Today Show recently and he rebutted. I believe he said something to his female co-host that kinda rhymed with “hunt.”
Watch…
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M17bb_MrGvA]
Big up to Bin Lavan
The N word at the Spelling Bee
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on August 19th, 2008
Check out how the judges at this Spelling Bee straight set this poor kid up. I love his reaction at the very end,
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk]
Beres Yardsman you did it again!
Uncle Ruckus says: Don’t Trust them New Ni**as over there
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on August 19th, 2008
If you haven’t yet had a chance to see Cartoon Network’s (Adult Swim) cartoon “The Boondocks” you need to! If you’re like me and enjoy some good old senseless, equal opportunity hate this is the show for you.
Below have a look at Adult Swim recording artist Uncle Ruckus (no relation) performing his solid wood single “Don’t Trust them new Ni**as over there.” Enjoy!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jxtHzMOe1w]
Thanks for reminding me of this great socially irresponsible cartoon R. Taylor
Masturbation is the Fountain of Youth
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on August 19th, 2008
… so says 91 year old actor Ernest Borgnine. He says it is the secret to his youthful look (and by that I mean 60 ish).
So tonight when you’re eyeing your Wang, Johnson, Love Muscle (WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) remember that it’s ok. It’ll make you live longer!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhKZNQlJrY]
Another nice pick up by the one they call Bin Lavan
Mike Tyson – The Wonder Years
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on August 18th, 2008
This is a great 9 minute summary of the wild and crazy man we came to know as Mike Tyson.
I still can’t believe this dude rambled so much! “I’ll eat your kids”, “I’ll f**k you till you love me fa**ot.”
WTF!!!!!!!!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU]
Thanks to Justo on the check in
Kanye West backs Absolut
Posted by Tito Vaselina in music on August 18th, 2008
Check out this NYC subway ad for Absolut featuring Kanye to the… I know you can’t tell who the advertiser is, but if you read deeper you’ll see the signs of the Vodka brand.
These rappers are making a KILLING with their sponsorship money!!!
Yeezie… throw a dog a bone!
Tell your people to call my people (err… me). How bout you hook up Vaselina as the spokesperson for sex lube man. I’m a natural!
“When that sand paper feeling gets you down, make it smooth with Vaselina Lube.”
YOU SEE ME!!!
Big up to A-Real Bueno for the pic.
Miniature Golf Hazard
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on August 18th, 2008
When you’re frustration gets the best of you… people start dropping like flies. WATCH!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkNIKJBqIc]
Thanks to C. Roman for this one.