Archive for May, 2008
Ooooooooouch in HD!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on May 29th, 2008
I hope he already had kids, cuz if not… Zidane just made sure he never does.
Don’t F*** With this lady (the Remix)
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on May 29th, 2008
[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6Z88oymEU]
Diddy… eat your heart out!
(thanks to Bin Laden)
Duo Try Hand at World Record
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on May 27th, 2008
Kevin Whittaker (Ace) and Cory Jens (Gary) didn’t spend their Memorial day grilling, drinking or doing one of a thousand fun activities. Oh no… the ambiguously gay duo decided they would spend their day taking a crack at breaking the handshake world record.
According to this article in Yahoo! to break the record they had to caress hands for 9 1/2 hours.
I’d need a few drinks first before I could even consider doing such a thing.
(thanks to the homie Bin Lavan)
Kobe Knivel is at it again
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on May 27th, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrEdYueahO8]
Aston Martin’s just aren’t death defying enough for Kobe. Along with a few JackAsses Kobe decides he wants to try his hand at jumping over a pool of snakes.
Rumors have surfaced that for his next trick Kobe will attempt to mug a Compton drug dealer in broad daylight while performing a 360 vertical slam.
Chelsea’s John Terry Hock-Tuey’s Man U’s Tevez
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on May 24th, 2008
Word on the street is that Uefa may launch an investigation into allegations that Terry spit in the face of Tevez in the championship game last week.
The sexual undertones in this investigation
This isn’t anything new in the world of sports. Retired MLB player Roberto Alomar made a name for himself when he spit at an umpire back in the day.
ESPN Analyst Eats the Hottest Chili Pepper
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on May 24th, 2008
I love when people boldly go where they shouldn’t. It makes for great entertainment. This attempt by Rob Stone to conquer one of the hottest chili peppers the world has ever known is his biggest regret to date… GUA-RAN-TEED!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvK2Y1hv9mY]
Don’t F*** With this lady
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on May 22nd, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUTtjsOemw]
Do not underestimate middle aged white women when they’re angry!
(thanks to the Beris Yardsman)
Ronald McDonald Gets Busy
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting on May 22nd, 2008
Mexican Police Jail Ass
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting, nutty on May 22nd, 2008
When in Mexico watch for asses! A local EOR was reported to have kicked and bit a couple of 50+ year old gentlemen. The guys suffered minor injuries, but el burro was arrested by Mexican authorities for the incident.
The Donkey was released on good behavior yesterday (his owner agreed to pay the victim’s medical fees).
(thanks to Bin Lavan for this unusual story)
Ju-Don’t-Know – Elevator Martial Arts
Posted by Tito Vaselina in interesting, sports on May 20th, 2008
If you’re ever played for a sucker by an unsuspecting purse snatcher perform these actions and you will not be mugged!
(thanks to Justo for this)