Archive for April, 2008
Weatherman scared by roach
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on April 30th, 2008
[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=YZIIryCMUDI]
I guess Mr. Weatherman (or Ms. Weatherwoman, not sure what his preference would be) never had the privilege of living in a roach infested building before. If he had, he would’ve known that all you have to do is lift your leg slowly and stomp that little sucker hard and fast!
Skip to my Lou… MWAH!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 30th, 2008
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL1KJQ6pjos]
Winning is always exciting… BUT in sports you’re already cutting it close with the butt slap. In this video Rafer Austin’s taking it one step further. I guess if the Italians can do it, why can’t he?
African Penis Snatchers
Posted by Tito Vaselina in nutty on April 29th, 2008
If you’re planning a trip to West Africa (or already live there) guard your pinga (that’s street spanish for your Johnson, Wang or one of many endearing terms for the penis)!
In the Democratic Republic of Congo witch craft is the cause of the disappearance of many men’s penises. Quite literally, sorcerers are targeting people and magically making their pee pees go bye bye! This article says (click here for Reuters article) that these witches are snatching pee pee’s to collect $ from guys to get their love muscles back. WTF!
If you’re a sorcerer, witch, etc… why do you need to resort to these things? Can’t you just make money appear? I wouldn’t write this article off as some nonsense. I’ve heard many a lore about strange witchcraft that have caused some crazy things.
Racquetball, where blue balls are “fun”
Posted by Tito Vaselina in fashion, sports on April 29th, 2008
Would you wear this Tee Shirt? I would have to say (holding my head up high) I WOULD!
Get yours at www.BustedTees.com.
(thanks to Garcia)
Cyclist tries to Lance Armstrong the Coppers
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 29th, 2008
You have to wake up pretty early in the morning (and be on the illest combination of drugs) to think you can out pedal cops in a squad car. However, in this case, it looks like all that went out the window.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a_Z-ywTc4w]
(thanks to the Beris Yardsman)
Big Baby… NBA?
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 26th, 2008
The largest baby out of Asia is just 10 months old! He weighs almost 50lbs and is over 3ft tall. Can you imagine? That’s like a 5 year old in most families.
If these super sized high schoolers are making the jump into the NBA at the tender age of 18, what’s to come of this kid? I mean at 10 years old he’ll probably be 8 feet tall. If the kid can master a turn around hook shot (ala Jabar) he stands a damn good chance at being the first player picked in the 2018 NBA Draft!
Remember where you heard it first people!
Kenny Smith Attempts Kobe Jump
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 24th, 2008
Forget what Kobe did over that Aston Martin a few weeks ago. Check out what Kenny Smith did last night on TNT. HILARIOUS!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOh3NRBC_yI]
(thanks to the Beres Yardsman)
Human Skate Boarding
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 23rd, 2008
In the current economic state its no wonder why these kids resorted to using each other to be able to afford some skateboarding fun.
(gracias a J. Garcia)
Barack Obama is BALLLLLLIN!!
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 22nd, 2008
I apologize in advance for all the nasal tones that comprise Bryant Gumble’s voice in this video post. However, it is a necessary evil we all must endure to witness this interesting story about Hilary Clinton’s rival on the campaign trail.
It turns out presidential hopeful Barack Obama can hold his own on the basketball court. I mean like for real… a little shakin, bakin, swishin and dishin. Barack even got the stamp of approval to continue seeing Michelle (his wife) from her brother and father on account of his Basketball prowess. Check it out…
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Lqm5emQl4]
Wicked Wrestling Move
Posted by Tito Vaselina in sports on April 22nd, 2008
Rey Mysterio you could learn something from this guy. I wouldn’t be surprised if I see this move at the next PPV event of the WWE. I called it, watch!
(shout to J. Garcia for this discovery)