The Church of Jay-Z (a la Lundberg.me)

“May all our 99 Problems fade to black as we enjoy money cash and hoes. May we run this town tonight and then move on to the next one. May we always be allowed to re-introduce ourselves, even if we are already home. God damn your man HOV cracked the can open again. Holla atcha BOYS”
- The Lundberg prayer

Lundberg… “you’re crazy for this one…”

, , , , , , ,

No Comments

How to Send Messages via Other People’s Minds

The secret to using other people’s minds for your benefit is now revealed. Jedi mind trick… FALL BACK!

Shouts to the hardest working Westinghouse award winner in New York City!

, , , ,

No Comments

FDNY Takes a Frigid Dip in Orchard Beach

My boy told me he was going to celebrate the new year with his Firehouse mates at Orchard Beach. I said… “What are you F*****G nuts?” He said… “It’ll be fun.” So of course I tagged along to see how it would all unfold.

After the experience I think I will partake in the festivities next year.

, , , , , , ,

No Comments

Merry Christmas from Tito Vaselina, The Hoff & Friends

Now that I am no longer able to run for public office or be the front man for any highly conservative organization I feel comfortable in sharing with you all my friend’s latest creation (see below).

He took it upon himself to slap my face (and a few of my friends’ as well) onto the bodies of some Chippendale dancers on a JibJab. I admit… I nearly peed myself (don’t judge me).

I’m just glad Mr. Taylor didn’t decide to give the internet the gift of my face superimposed on a rather flamboyant body posing awkwardly with my LB.

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

, , , , ,

No Comments

Empire State of Mind – Alicia Keys feat. Stephen Colbert (not a typo)

“Home theater system 60inch plasma clean suburban air much better for my asthma” – Stephen Colbert

I want to see Colbert, Asher Roth and Eminem all on the same song. They should form a group and call it Milk of Magnesia. I absolutely love these dudes!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

, , , , ,

No Comments

Tiger Woods SNL Spoof… NOT FUNNY

Ok I LIE! This thing is HILARIOUS!!!

I know Tiger’s going through it right now, but I don’t give two Monkey’s asses right now. You did it now DEAL!

, , , , , , , , ,

No Comments

No Chair Dancehall-in for Big Momma

WARNING!!! Use this as an example of what not to do in the comforts of your own home. Now onto our regularly scheduled program…

, , , ,

No Comments

Jay-Z and Alicia Keys at AMA’s

Even Perez Hilton was rockin out to the NYC Anthem. NICE!!

All that was missing was Lil’ Mama. POW!

, , ,

No Comments

Jesse Boykins III – Breakfast in Miami w/Tito Vaselina PART 2

Jesse Boykins III discusses his upcoming album “Love Aparatus”

, , , , , ,

No Comments

Jesse Boykins III – Breakfast in Miami w/Tito Vaselina PART 1

Part 1 of my interview with Jesse Boykins III

, , , , , , , ,

1 Comment