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NBA Jam 2010 – OMG!

posted by Tito in July 27th, 2010 
in sports, tech   Tags: Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, EA Sports, ESPN, Heating Up, Lebron James, NBA Jams, OMG, On Fire

Never could I have imagined… nor dreamt that ONE DAY on this great planet of ours game developers would see it beneficial to re-make, re-master and re-HOLYSHI*IFY such an AMAZING part of my youthful days!

NBA JAM single handedly prevented me (and my younger brother) from living a sinister life of crime. Instead of elaborately developing an illicit drug cartel, we spent countless hours upstaging each other (and all of our neighborhood gamer fiends) in NBA JAM.

I can’t wait to trade work hours for GAME hours and start playing this game on a Global level!

THANK YOU EA SPORTS… you fun loving SOB’s!!!

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Betcha Baby Can’t Move it Like that!

posted by Tito in June 20th, 2010 
in interesting, music  

Get LOW lil buddy get LOW!!

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Jizz in My Pants

posted by Tito in June 18th, 2010 
in music  

Remember this classic!

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Barack Obama “I can do whatever I like” VIDEO

posted by Tito in April 23rd, 2010 
in Uncategorized   Tags: Barack Obama, I can do whatever I loke, T.I., Titovaselina

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Pimping ain’t EZ… Especially when your son SNITCHES!

posted by Tito in April 22nd, 2010 
in interesting, nutty   Tags: hoe, NJ, pimp, prince, snitches, snoop

As reported on NBC New York yesterday a Pimp named “Prince” and his mom had a Hoe Garden (not to be confused with the Belgian beer Hoegaarden) they were nurturing in NJ. That is till Prince got caught pimping and as a plea bargain incriminated his mom for allowing him to do his dirt out of her home.

Mom shares some blame here (that’s a given), but if she wasn’t indicted initially, why BITCH out and cop a plea by snitching on your mom?!?!

Amazing how quick the PIMP turns HOE.

Snoop said it best… “Pimps up, HOES DOWN.”

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Leap of Faith for Fordham

posted by Tito in April 22nd, 2010 
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Kownacki leaps over the catcher @ Yahoo! Video

I love it when Bronx sports hit the main stream. Today on Yahoo!’s main I came across this video of Fordham Ram baseball player Brian Kownacki (KAH-nack-ee) and his theatrical leap over IONA college catcher James Beck. CLASSIC (quote stolen from the movie Hangover)!

Nice leap, but we all know that was a direct PLAGIARISM from the movie Major League when Willie Mays Hayes faked out the catcher to steal 3rd and score!!

Nice imitation though Kownacki!

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Spanish Poetry for the Soul

posted by Tito in April 21st, 2010 
in interesting   Tags: @lamagapoeta, pelo bueno, poetry, sussy santana, sussysantana.com

Talent is a quality I like to say my family is full of. We’re a group of creative individuals who are passionate about the niches we carve out.
Most recently my cousin Sussy (@Lamagapoeta on Twitter… follow her) launched her first collection of poems (en espaƱol). With this

SENSATIONAL work cuz! You folks go check out her feature on MyLITv.com where she reads some of her work… click here

Also… read up on her and what’s currently happening in her world on her blog… click here (you can purchase the book too)

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Waking up with the ITIS

posted by Tito in March 15th, 2010 
in music   Tags: @jb3music, Flip, FlipShare, Itis, jb3, Jesse Boykins III, music, r & b, Sleeping Mask, Soul, Terrible vocals, the beauty created, Tito Vaselina, Titovaselina

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The Church of Jay-Z (a la Lundberg.me)

posted by Tito in February 3rd, 2010 
in music   Tags: church of Jay-Z, free mason, Hov, Jay-Z, Jigga, mason, RocNation, satanic cult

“May all our 99 Problems fade to black as we enjoy money cash and hoes. May we run this town tonight and then move on to the next one. May we always be allowed to re-introduce ourselves, even if we are already home. God damn your man HOV cracked the can open again. Holla atcha BOYS”
- The Lundberg prayer

Lundberg… “you’re crazy for this one…”

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How to Send Messages via Other People’s Minds

posted by Tito in January 21st, 2010 
in interesting   Tags: comedy, davoicessaidoit, messages, mind, sweat

The secret to using other people’s minds for your benefit is now revealed. Jedi mind trick… FALL BACK!

Shouts to the hardest working Westinghouse award winner in New York City!

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